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Cruft

An enclosed area that is both stuffy and cramped. Often found to have an elevated temperature.
Lover: "Why'd you go outside babydoll?"
Cricket: "It was way to cruft in my room..."
by technosquid August 28, 2011
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cruft

The act of not wiping your anus after taking a shit. The shit then hardens around your millie bobby brown hole creating a donut of sorts that you may pick off and feast upon later on. The smell accentuates your masculinity therefore speeding your process into punanji.
"Damn bro, I was about to fuck this girl and then I spread her cheeks in doggy. Thats when the smell hit me bro. I saw the golden crust of her cruft. It had to at least have been a week since she wiped since the thickness was approximately 4 mm."
by onepunchnegro September 22, 2019
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Crufting

With the scrote on show; exposed ballsack.
Often not entirely intentional visual sharing of the goods. Derived from the famous British international dog show. May certainly be without lewd intent - see example.
These Greek statues are crufting all over the joint.
by anonymous February 2, 2022
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