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cummuffins

Colloquial term for someone who has done something bad in the past and now the bad karma is catching up with them and punishing them. The punishment one recieves when they are 'getting their cummuffins' are as bad or worse as having to eat a muffin that has been ejaculated on. More severe and graphic version of come-uppins.
Adam: Why is Joe getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by that guy?

Bill: Because he stole that guy's girlfriend, now he's getting his cummuffins.
by jeffburnaby April 30, 2009
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Crud Muffin

A saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse.
Crud Muffin! I forgot what the capital of Nevada is!
by Telus Mobility January 19, 2010
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Crud Muffin

Michelle : Oh Mark I sure did miss your hard dick inside me Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Mark : Oh Michelle I sure did miss your soft pussy YEE! YEE! YEE! (splat) OOPS!
Michelle : OOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL?
Mark : Oh nothing just a little Crud Muffin come on let's cuddlefuck!
Michelle : LITTLE IT'S THE SIZE OF A SOFTBALL? You pooped a Crud Muffin on my leg while you was pounding my pussy! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED!
Mark : Uh I believe this is our bed and I want to cuddlefuck!
Michelle : Uh we are divorced and this is my bed GET THE FUCK OUT!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : And take your god damn Crud Muffin with you! (splat)
Steve : Hey Mark you look so sexy with that Crud Muffin on your face Mmmm!
Mark : Wow Steve thanks! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : MARK WHY THE HELL IS SOME GUY LICKING YOUR FACE AND RUBBING YOUR COCK!
Mark : I don't know but it feel's kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : GROSS! Im calling the cops!
Steve : You know Mark in prison you can get fucked in the ass and blow Crud Muffins everywhere!
Mark : Wow that sounds kinda nice! (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Hello Police two gay guy's broke into my house and there are Crud Muffins everywhere!
Steve : Mmmm! Crud Muffins! (wink)
by SlopNChop November 30, 2018
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crud muffin

a person who is generally perceived as attractive, but rather than a 'stud' they're 'crud'
by georgiabeth February 7, 2009
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Crapmuffins

by Brittany March 21, 2004
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crustmuffin

A person who is crusty, or says/does something crusty.
He's such a crustmuffin!
by Nora29 May 9, 2008
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Cloudmuffin

A member of the religion of wicca, one who loves a Castlecat and enjoys rollerblading. A Cloudmuffin is skilled in cake decorating, doing common-sense lacking acts sch as putting metal in a microwave, or a pot holder in the oven. Cloudmuffins tend to sleep late and are easily woken up by irregular noises. The Cloudmuffin enjoys spying on others due to a shyness they posses. shauna i totally caught you.
My friend Liz is definetely a Cloudmuffin

Shauna I totally caught you writing a Cloudmuffin entry.
by Dragid August 23, 2006
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