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Cloudmuffin 

A member of the religion of wicca, one who loves a Castlecat and enjoys rollerblading. A Cloudmuffin is skilled in cake decorating, doing common-sense lacking acts sch as putting metal in a microwave, or a pot holder in the oven. Cloudmuffins tend to sleep late and are easily woken up by irregular noises. The Cloudmuffin enjoys spying on others due to a shyness they posses. shauna i totally caught you.
My friend Liz is definetely a Cloudmuffin

Shauna I totally caught you writing a Cloudmuffin entry.
Cloudmuffin by Dragid August 23, 2006
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crudmuffins 

interjection: meaning darn, crap, shit, or "ooooo thats not good"
"Oh, crudmuffins, I left it at home!!!"
crudmuffins by kermit June 18, 2003

Crudmuffins 

1. A word to replace naugty words. Used when angry, scared or surprised. Can be used with holy.
"Holy crudmuffins!" Carol yelled as a mouse crawled on her shoe.
Crudmuffins by </3 Alex July 30, 2008

Crudmuffin

1. A mild explative, used to indicate displeasure.
2. A unique and tasty home-made treat.
"Crudmuffin! I can't find my shoes."
John baked a batch of crudmuffins.
Crudmuffin by Xaritel June 20, 2004
Muffin consisting primarily of the substance cud
"awww man, did you see that dude eat that cudmuffin?"
"yeah dude, that was whack."
Cudmuffin by Joe January 31, 2004

crudmuffin

Someone who makes strange noises and calls ice-cream scoops "ice-cream" balls
Cristian Balestrieri is a crudmuffin
crudmuffin by Tupper December 29, 2007

Choadmuffin 

Someone with a choad and repeatedly denies it.
Dude1: Hey choadmuffin! How's it going?
Dude2: I don't fucking have a choad!
Choadmuffin by SirOlmec March 6, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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