A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.
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A mild curse to be used in settings where actual swearing is inappropriate.
From the French, meaning "cat turd."
From the French, meaning "cat turd."
by Mags June 9, 2004
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ranging in age from about 15-18. prime chottie age. (extra points if they're still in highschool)
when you're too old to actually date said child hottie but know that they will grow up to be a hottie, therefore resulting in a chottie.
ranging in age from about 15-18. prime chottie age. (extra points if they're still in highschool)
when you're too old to actually date said child hottie but know that they will grow up to be a hottie, therefore resulting in a chottie.
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i was happily eating my salad at olive garden when i stabbed at a cruton and it made crooties. dammit!
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Hold the fuck on bro, I’m in here toeing clotties! Be out in a few!
Hold the fuck on bro, I’m in here toeing clotties! Be out in a few!
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