Crotching 

When a person male or female positions their body to have their crotches viewed by others in person, or on camera.

During last night's match the female wrestler should have faced disqualification for excessive crotching.

Crotching by 4amigos February 16, 2017

Crotching 

An indiscriminate sexual act varying from holding hands to full intercourse.

Simon: "what happened with you and Tina last night"
Jared: "gave her a good crotching didn't I"
Simon: "niceeeeee"

Crotching by Simoncrotchedtina June 10, 2018

Crotching 

The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.

"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"

"Let's go crotching tonight"

"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"

"Yes, you got crotched big time."

Crotching by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022

Crotching 

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.

"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"

Crotching by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024

crotching-it

Hiding the weed (or another drug)

Chief Wiggum: Well if it isn't the doobie brothers.
Lenny: Uh oh, crotch the weed.
(Homer Simpson crotches it)
Chief Wiggum: Smell any drugs, Sergeant Scraps?
(Dog bites Homer's weiner and testes).

crotching-it by HomerSimpson March 5, 2005

crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

crotching-it by jervis March 3, 2005

catching wood 

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

catching wood by coldheart7 October 9, 2009