Croniq

1 part Hpnotiq
1 part Crown Royal
2 Parts 7up

Dave: I told Steve to stop by the liquor store and pick up some croniq.

Dick: (confused) I don't smoke weed, and why a liquor store?

Dave: No, no man, not chronic, C-R-O-N-I-Q, its just Hpnotiq, Crown Royal, and 7up!

by Boys of L-town January 18, 2009

Cornish conspiracy theory

The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.

'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?

by Hywell June 19, 2008

croissant

The type of pastry a person is most likely to lose grip of.

Stop! I could’ve dropped my croissant!

by saltytears November 24, 2020

Your aunt a croissant

The insult to end all insults. The must destructive insult known to mankind, this insult can shake the universe to its very core and should only be used in times of extreme need.

Billy: ur mom gay
James: ur dad lesbian
Billy: ur granny tranny
James: ur grandpap a trap
Billy: ur sister a mister
James: ur brother ur mother
Billy: your aunt a croissant
James: *gets sent to the deepest and darkest realm of the abyss, wiped from existence*

by thotslayer2000 May 11, 2018

Croistable

A croistable is the line located down the centre of the male scrotum leading to the lower shaft of the penile region.

Damm, my croistable is sweaty!
Oh lads, i was giving my croistable a good scratching yesterday.
What are you doing on my croistable?

by Omar Ahmadi November 2, 2008

Croist

(adj) a combination of crusty and moist.

The smell from Little Timmy's croisty ball rash after a week of not bathing was unbearable.

by Shithead McFuckmyass August 16, 2011

crons on deck

marijuana for sale
"Yo blood, I got crons on deck."

i got crons on deck

by Jacques Strap May 13, 2005