Celebratory Crouching

An action used commonly in the Halo video game series mainly during online multiplayer player play. Celebratory Crouching is normally seen as several pelvic thrusts/crouching motions into a recently killed halo player to humiliate ones death or to celebrate an unbelievable kill. While many find the action insulting during the game as it is oftenly confused with T-Bagging however it is perfectly acceptable to celebratory crouch on ones face or body in the game.

Dude look at me CELEBRATORY CROUCHING on this guys face!

by hamburgersyum August 22, 2011

Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

LSU Coaching

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

by curbyfit January 18, 2012

Crouching Soldier

Is a sexual position references by Ali G, though never clearly defined. The name suggests it is a version of doggie style done on a floor where the man is crouching rather than being on his knees.d

I escort I ordered last night was so hot, I had to do it right there on the floor when she came in and went straight into the crouching soldier when I saw her stick her thick booty up in the air.

by JasonJohnHorn July 2, 2009

Crunchin

A military person who's beret is so FUBAR that is resembles captain crunch.

Person #1: Aye bro, you see Sergeant Halim's beret..

Person #2: Yeah, that dudes crunchin

by PFC Unknown March 13, 2009

Clenching

When a woman's uterus and vagina contract causing unbelievable pleasure course through her body.

My lower belly clenched in anticipation of his cock. I could imagine it like it was happening. As my vagina was clenching, all over my body pleasure ran through my veins.

by Kittenliar January 15, 2018

Cronking

That moment when a party or tune kicks those legs into action causing your booty to thrust, fist to pump and body to get down and get on it, i.e. That OOMPFT feeling.

A beefy beat may also be described as a 'Cronker' likewise getting your groove on may be described as 'getting your cronk on'.

"That cronking bassline is making my lungs rattle"

"Dude that party last night was proper cronking"

"That last tune Buckley played was a cronker"

"Wow! You see Soul Train last night? Don Cornelius got his Cronk on!"

by Partay Pat September 15, 2012