Crete Carrier

When a boi tryna say sorry Obama they just hit a fat Crete Carrier;Tryna say sorry Obama;

Yo Crete Carrier I didn’t mean to disrespect Obama Carrier.

by Obunga Dunga March 29, 2019

La Crete

a small town where everyone marries their cuzzin and goes to co op parties

linda : you goin to the potluck in La Crete

henry : yeah we finna fuck 🤪

by #loveyourcuzzins July 30, 2019

sack crete

the concretey type sweaty substance that accumulates between your leg and ballsack, sticking one to the other

after a 5 day camping trip, i had so much sack crete i had to keep unsticking my balls from my leg!

dude! i can smell your sack crete from here! have a shower will you......

by sheer ted June 28, 2010

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 August 19, 2016

Unintelligible Crete

A person who is so idiotic that everything they say is incomprehensible

A: I think pedophilles should be part of the LGBTQ+ community

B: Most likely because you are an unintelligible crete

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW December 24, 2021

Cunt-Crete

The person you are referring to as being Cunt-Crete is forever a solid cunt.

Wow that bitch is fucking Cunt-Crete

by Snow dozer October 1, 2014

Poo Crete

A part or section of poop which sticks to the inner bowl of a toilet.

My toilet is all marked up with poo crete.

by Beans&RiceBoy August 25, 2011