Definitions by Teemothy17

slumpy wet crete 

When a dude blows his load on a girl's face, she falls asleep to find it dried up in the morning.

ex. "Dude, I fucked sasha last night and she had slumpy wet crete on her face in the morning, nothing would get rid of that shit."

slumpy wet crete by Teemothy17 February 18, 2014