Creeptard

A person, non-gender specific, that is the highest form of creepy that it's "retarded" how bad their creepiness is.

Dude, did you see the way that dude freaked out on Janet just barely?! Dude just went full "Creeptard" on her!

by Mr. GotJokes April 1, 2019

Cryptarded

When something is just a little fucky. Slightly worse than normal, but not horrible.

I slept a little cryptarded last night and now my back hurts.

by Factualthings August 7, 2025