robbing the cradle

Having relations with a person who is significantly younger than you.

The middle aged man robbed the cradle with the teenager.

by Chris January 19, 2003

Cripple Credentials

Proof, lest ye be scorned, that you need a wheelchair, a walker, a cane, a neck brace...ANYTHING to validate parking in the handicapped parking space, or sitting in the handicap seats on any public transportation!

If people don't actually SEE your disability, you are looked at with absolute discuss, even hatred! You need "Cripple Credentials" before people will mind their own business!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 27, 2021

Cradle snatcher

Someone who has relationships with much younger partners, comparing it to taking a baby from its cradle because they're so much younger in comparison.

"Bridget, your boyfriend is 40 years your junior! You're going to be called a cradle snatcher if you're not careful."

by factcurate June 8, 2020

Flashed Credentials

Flashing or showing your tits (if female) or genitals (male or female) to one or more persons with the intent of attracting their attention and creating a sexual response.

Carla got laid repeatedly over summer break. She just went to the beach and flashed credentials.

by Eaton Holgoode June 7, 2016

And the cat's in the cradle

An expression used as a respond when someone passes the millionth raincheck for a get together or date.
Derives from the Harry Chapin song "Cat's in the Cradle", telling the story of a father who never has time for his son and when the son grows up, he never has time for his father.

- So, how about that movie night we've been trying to have for six months now?
- Dude, I can't. Not now, I've got a lot on my schedule. Another time?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Fine, another time then...

- Brad, dude, we've got this awesome party coming up this Friday. Why don't you join us? You've been away for months with your job.
- I can't, I have another deadline on Friday. I'm sorry. How about next Saturday?
- "And the cat's in the cradle". Screw you Brad, you never have time for us anymore.

by Henkibojj May 19, 2011

credence

mental acceptance as true or real

give credence to gossip

by MlgDoge 160000 February 15, 2017

Cradle Candy

A hot, way too young for you girl or guy.

Jarred is going to get a taste of his cradle candy.

by Locdonan October 25, 2011