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Get the crontle mug.A mystical being that resembles Jools Holland, whom dwells in a grand piano and steals the limelight at various gigs and concerts.
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Get the Crandle mug.by AmandaAnn718 September 27, 2005
Get the Crentley mug.New Zealand idiomatic word for spherical and/or dried lumps of animal faeces, typically those left by a sheep or rabbit but may also refer to excrement of larger animals once it has dried and begun to disintegrate
"You can tell we're in rabbit country because of all the crattles; you can see that they're smaller and more numerous than those left by a sheep."
by SteepUD October 18, 2013
Get the Crattle mug.The act of one not being able to act when an easy sexual target becomes available as one has consumed far too much alcohol, drugs or both.
Dude this ridiculously slutty stripper I met was going to come back to mine and fuck me, but then I pulled the biggest Cranley. I also shit my pants and vomited on my penis.
by GuyFaceBoss July 25, 2011
Get the Cranley mug.When some ho fucks another bitch and all dat pussy juice flows out mixed with blood and they put that mixture in beer and jizz in it and spray fart in it and drink it.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
Then they throw up and rub the puke on their wieners until the ejaculate and hit someone in the nostril.
Then the jizzle mixes with the boogers and the person poops and then eats it.
Then everyone suicides and all their blood mixes together with the poop, jizz, barf, pussy juice, cunt blood, boogers. Then someone gets all that and sells it as Coca-Cola.
Thats a stankle crankle.
by Dooder McTooder November 18, 2004
Get the stankle crankle mug.A person who is in decent shape in grade 12 but comes back from their first year of college and has gained more than their share of the freshmen 15.
(Sees larger girl)
"Wow, I thought she was like a size 2?"
"Nope, she totally turned into a crandlemire after her first year of college."
"Wow, I thought she was like a size 2?"
"Nope, she totally turned into a crandlemire after her first year of college."
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