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crankin' it 

verb- 1.slang- male masturbation a.When one is presented with the opportunity to instgate masturbation and also feels it neccesary to announce his endeavor, this term is normally found appropriate by most adult males as a discreet yet powerful way to convey his activity. b.method of jocularly explaining the act of male masturbation. Syn.-wankin' it, flogging the dolphin, spankin' it, chokin' the lizard/chiken, spankin' the monkey, beating the meat, touching my penis, masturbation. Ant.-why the hell are you not masturbating right now?
"Hey Bob, where the fuck is Steve?"
"Probably in his apartment crankin' it."
"Ah. In that case, I'm gonna go and fire off a few knuckle children myself."
"Okay, just don't get it on the walls."
when bass fishing, crankin' describes casting a crankbait lure for bass.
I used a crankin' stick to burn that Lucky Craft lure and landed this 9 pound largemouth bass.
crankin' by legendX22222 February 5, 2009
working hard, lifting heavy stuff, usually takes place in the gym but can also be related to work.
"I was crankin' in the gym yesterday when my music died, bummer."
Crankin' by therealcking March 6, 2018

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.
1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.
Jenny Crankin It by Nick A. Fox December 28, 2005

Crankin Papes 

Non-slang version "Cranking Papers"

The lump sum of cash you earn from working two or more jobs; similar to Makin' Bank but in this case much larger amounts of money.
Guy#1:Damn homie I got two jobs now
Guy#2: Whattt? Man you gonna be Crankin Papes
trying to get something even tho it’s way outta reach.

goin for it but there’s no chance mate.
fuckboy: hey baby send noods ur pure sex xo
hot girl out of his league: ur chancin mate xo
fuckboy: 😡
chancin by magicalsoup August 14, 2020