Ass Crepitus

Another name for a good old Fart!

Man, I have some real bad Ass Crepitus after eating those burritos.

by ZoomZoom53 July 8, 2009

crampsturbate

When you experience cramps whilst masturbating yet continue to completion despite the immense, yet pleasure enhancing, pain.

Cameron winced as he crampsturbated in his Suzuki Swift.

by Sloagnorf March 9, 2014

Campitis

The temporary psychological illness of men that result after being at an all male camp or a camp in which one cannot masturbate or "relive" one's self in that manner thus resulting in an increased attractiveness toward unattractive women. This illness usually occurs after three to four days at the camp and can last up to a week after returning to society. It should also be noted that the longer the term at the camp the more severe the said symptom will be.

Dude, I was at a Boy Scout camp for 10 days, and on the drive home I saw a 300 pound chick and thought she was banging hot! I have a severe case of campitis!

by JoeyG0933 August 6, 2010

crapiture

Shortened form of crappy literature. Basically all literature with no intellectual value whatsoever.

Now that school was out, Amy was able to put aside Dickens and Steinbeck in favor of quality crapiture, like "Shopaholic and Friends" and Harlequin romance novels.

by Aaryanna July 3, 2006

craptus

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

crapitulation

Giving up and agreeing to something terrible because caring is hard.

Vivian's attempt to avoid Comic Sans in their press kit ended in crapitulation when it became clear that victory would involve meetings with management.

by sofauxboho November 2, 2011

Cramptual

The feeling one has when experiencing cramps for an extended period of time.

I am feeling very cramptual today.

by Noleb June 10, 2022