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Carl Crawful

When you overpay for something because it seems like it seems like it is going to be awesome but then it just turns out to be a worthless overvalued clunker. Kind of like Carl Crawford, the Red Sox high priced free agent outfielder.
I bought this watch on the Internet for $500 because it looked like a Rolex but in the end it's just Carl Crawful.
by Jsanko August 20, 2011
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Crapulence

Discomfort of eating and/or drinking too much.
Person 1: I am totally suffering from crapulence right now..
Person 2: Go to the bathroom or relax or something.
by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016
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Crapulence

Mean-spirited, mischevious and/or immoral activity (or the mindset that leads to it).
Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from
a baby, but with him out of the picture, I was free to wallow in my own
crapulence.
by kerspunk June 14, 2002
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Crapulous

To seriously over-indulge, usually with food or drink.

Most commonly associated with greedy, fat monstrosities such as manatees.
"My, that crapulous Trev creature is rather voluminous, wouldn't you agree Arthur?"
by lolzwut October 19, 2008
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Crawful

A Crawful is a crocodilian enemy who stands on two feet found in Jamaica drinking rum and red bull.
Bob Marley is a crawful, nuff said.
by Dinger Ling July 23, 2012
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crapulous

Suffering from the effects of excessive consumption, typically alcohol; hungover. Rarely used nowadays but has its roots in the 1500's and is sorely in need of a comeback.
I feel absolutely crapulous. Whoever put that Wild Turkey in the beer bong when I wasn't looking is a real asshole.
by Paully D December 14, 2008
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Crabulous

The state of being a carrier for Crabs.
"Don't have sex with him... HE'S COMPLETELY CRABULOUS!"
by FlanFlan August 14, 2008
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