crackalope

A gangly cracked out mothafucka that smells like ass and steals your shit. Also posseses the speed and agility of an antelope.

There was a fuckin crackalope diggin in my trash can last night.

by steve stevuhson September 25, 2010

ass crackle plop

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

by Matthew February 2, 2004

Crackleberries

A maddog way of saying egg.

chuck us 3 cups of milk and a 2 crackleberries I'm gonna make a cake in this motherfucker.

by odaddy_69 June 22, 2010

cracklapper

cracklapper (n)
1) one who enjoys analingus
2) a cuntlapper
3) an extreme sycophant or brown noser
4) that first cold wave that gets your suit wet when wading into the ocean

Uh oh, Snuffy's putting on his assless chaps. He'll be trolling for cracklappers tonight.

by Snuffy January 31, 2005

Crackerposting

The action of posting something that sounds stereotypically white, i.e. the whitest thing you've ever heard.

CJ: I'm going to spam this white power GIF in the chat.
Juno: Crackerposting

by Crackerposting_Throwaway May 19, 2023

cracklet

n. 1. A small, white child. 2. An immature white person.

Hey, you cracklets! Getcha little white asses out my yard!

by KertDawg May 26, 2005

Cracklet

Cracklet: (n)

1. Opposite of Niglet.
2. White infant or child.
3. Annoying white person.

I don't like this nursery, too many annoying loud cracklets running around.

by DPKids August 8, 2009