crab shanty

A dirty, dusty, used up, old cooter. May possibly have crabs (the STD) and just smells of fish.

Mark: Man did you ever get Felicity's pants off?
Tom: Yea, she has a nasty ass crab shanty.

by Jamul April 4, 2008

crab soup

The concoction of poop, toilet water, toilet paper and stale urine stewing together In a toilet for a long period of time.

That hotel was disgusting. Patricia found some aged crab soup in the bathroom.

by Sircurlsalot August 6, 2015

Crab Slanger

Slang word for hooker or slut. A person who knowingly has crabs or any other STD, that gives them away like candy.

Hey baby, you looking for a date?
No thanks, I don't fuck with crab slangers.

by Ru$ticulis November 10, 2010

Crab Stew

When you put a bunch of girls with crabs in a jacuzzi. Very Niceeeeee

Wuwu: yeah, i have crabs.. :/
Nunu: tsktsk, whod you get it from? I kinda want some crab stew!

by HBallerz April 13, 2011

Crab skank

Gives men crabs

Sarah That crab skank over the road has given blokes bum nits

by Uncle dave 83 October 9, 2020

Crab Swaggering

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.

Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.

by CysCys March 14, 2010

crab soccer

crab soccer is a game that we used to play back in elementary school during physical education. the class would be split into two teams, each opposing one another from the baselines at either side of the gym. the centre line would be stockpiled with foam rubber balls about 1 foot in diameter, and when the coach blows the whistle you scuttle around in a moving backbend, hands and feet on the floor but body up, parallel to the floor... you look like a crab, hence the name.

it's hard as a mug to play crab soccer but it's also funny, as a mug.

by tht! tne May 30, 2005