Definitions by Sircurlsalot

Virginia Cornbeard 

noun.

The act of rubbing ones clitoris all over another persons chin.

Yo, Patrick's mother gave me a serious Virginia Cornbeard this morning. I can still smell her.

Virginia Cornbeard by Sircurlsalot October 30, 2015

Pinky Pudding

noun.

The sticky clump of earwax found on the tip of ones pinky after a particularly fruitful ear itching.

You're cousin, Zane, made me try his pinky pudding today after lunch.

Pinky Pudding by Sircurlsalot October 30, 2015

Huckchucking 

verb.

The act of sucking blood into ones asshole.

Whoah dude... I walked in on your mother Huckchucking last night.

Huckchucking by Sircurlsalot September 11, 2015

crab soup 

The concoction of poop, toilet water, toilet paper and stale urine stewing together In a toilet for a long period of time.

That hotel was disgusting. Patricia found some aged crab soup in the bathroom.

crab soup by Sircurlsalot August 6, 2015

Colorado Elephant 

When someones mother falls asleep with a dick in her mouth.

Watch you mouth dude, I rode the Colorado Elephant with your mother last night.

Colorado Elephant by Sircurlsalot August 2, 2015