crab soup

The concoction of poop, toilet water, toilet paper and stale urine stewing together In a toilet for a long period of time.

That hotel was disgusting. Patricia found some aged crab soup in the bathroom.

by Sircurlsalot August 06, 2015

Pinky Pudding

noun.

The sticky clump of earwax found on the tip of ones pinky after a particularly fruitful ear itching.

You're cousin, Zane, made me try his pinky pudding today after lunch.

by Sircurlsalot October 30, 2015

Virginia Cornbeard

noun.

The act of rubbing ones clitoris all over another persons chin.

Yo, Patrick's mother gave me a serious Virginia Cornbeard this morning. I can still smell her.

by Sircurlsalot October 30, 2015

Colorado Elephant

When someones mother falls asleep with a dick in her mouth.

Watch you mouth dude, I rode the Colorado Elephant with your mother last night.

by Sircurlsalot August 02, 2015

Huckchucking

verb.

The act of sucking blood into ones asshole.

Whoah dude... I walked in on your mother Huckchucking last night.

by Sircurlsalot September 11, 2015