Cotham

A unit of measurement for how deep one can intrude into a sexual organ.

"Dude I was so many cothams into Tony's asshole the other day, i could practically feel my balls bouncing off of his spleen!"

by bigfatdik May 22, 2009

Cowtastic

Lots of cows or cow themed stuff put together.

from: cow and fantastic

ie. Youre farm is so cowtastic.

by cowlover2 September 19, 2010

coathanger abortion

Inserting a coathanger with the curved hook as far into the vagina as it will go. Pierce the fetal sac with the hook and voila, you have an abortion.

Brie Ann couldn't very well win the Miss Nude Beach Contest showing three months, so Tyrone flattened her stomach with a coathanger abortion.

by Richard Black May 23, 2005

CoatHang

Code word amongst men of secretly saying to abort the mission or to leave a bad situation.

" Bro that girl is a coatHanger."
"My Brybear , you need to coathang that hoe"
"Pull that coathanger"

by CoatHangerBoyz October 18, 2013

strawberry cowtail

When you have sex with a girl during her menstruation, then do her in the ass and finish in it.

I gave my girlfriend a strawberry cowtail last night.

by BrenHalo January 29, 2009

HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.

This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.

You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

coathanger

An abortion machine

"Hey Johnny I think I'm pregnant"
"Pass me a coathanger"

by Rodger Dodger August 1, 2003