DarknessPlayz's definitions

HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

I was feeling rather horny, so I shoved a hard-boiled egg in my butt on a whim. It gave me the satisfaction I craved, but to my horror, when I tried to get it out, I discovered that it was lodged in my rectum.

This was around four hours ago, and the egg is still in there. I'm getting very scared. What should I do?
Update: I just tried fishing it out with a coat hanger, and it became snagged. I am bleeding profusely.

You Just Did A HardEggInAss&CoathangerSyndrome

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

Reverse69CowgirlScissorsDoggyHorseCrocodileStyle

Chopping a snakes tooth out shoving it in a penis cutting the penis off deepthroating it while Shoving Your Dick in the bleeding hole.

Hey Becky i just Reverse69CowgirlScissorsDoggyHorseCrocodileStyle Mike

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

plecka tube

a random fuckin bag you find on the internet

Your a fucking pleckatube cunt

plecka tube: a random fuckin bag you find on the internet

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018

XD

A Gay Thing People Say

XD Mike

by DarknessPlayz September 27, 2018