COVID-20

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What?

There is no COVID-20. Not yet

“Man COVID- 19 SUCKS.”
“Really though, COVID-20 is so much worse”
*silence*

by okamipad December 6, 2020

COVID-20

The virus that will scare the world in 2084. It is very dangerous as it gives you severe constipation, but when you’re least expecting it it shoots out like Usain Bolt as a fetus.

Charles: Oh My God! I think that guy has COVID-20.
Guy with COVID-20: *boom*
Charles: REEEEEEEEEEE

by Kazoo Coop May 25, 2020

COVID-20

(noun) Updated form of COVID-19 in 2020.

“COVID-19 is so last year, COVID-20 is the new virus.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

COVID_20

Only kills all the trump supporters and the people who are using all the toilet paper.

Oh no, that dumb trump supporter is stealing all the toilet paper to wipe out there saliva after drooling from the millions of brain cells lost by listening and supporting trump. I can't believe these Donald Trump supporters are all boomers who dont think COVID_20 is really real but they are still stealing everyone toilet paper.

by Jackson Mammone where you at March 17, 2020

Covid 20

The 20 extra pounds you put on while you were sitting at home channel surfing during the pandemic

I hope I can lose this covid 20 when I finally get back to work

by The Lady Rowan May 20, 2020

Covid-20/21

The obscene number of corona infections and deaths in the United States on January 20, 2021—the dejected President-Loser’s last day at the White House, who thought that lying about the coronavirus, prescribing “miracle cures,” and spewing out conspiracies would reduce his chances of being rejected and ejected.

Covid-19 couldn’t wait to hand over the one-term president’s Covid-20/21 report on his irresponsible and inept handling of the pandemic crisis—whose last day falls on a palindromic date (1/20/21).

by Covido November 25, 2020

The Covid-20

When you gain 20 pounds while sitting at home morning, noon and night watching TV and eating all the snacks you can shove down your throat

Damn, Im going to have to buy all new clothes for when I go back to work, I have the COVID-20

by ChefBrianCT May 11, 2020