counterpertuitive

An action that is intuitive, but counterproductive to the aims or well-being of the subject.

Eric, it's highly counterpertuitive to go running around in the snow when you're intoxicated.

by Flava_Rave July 16, 2008

contessa

sexiest girl alive, most amazing person in the world.

Contessa is cute and beautiful.
Contessa has a big heart and friendly to everyone.

by youruglylover December 30, 2015

Countersue

To sue a person and/or company who is sueing you, in an automatic reaction. May result in a break even in claims.

A:"That bitch is trying to sue me!"
B:"Ow you better countersue her ass off!"
A:"Hell yeah motherf*cka!"

by thaBigD March 20, 2009

Counterfeit

A person that dresses, talks, and acts wealthy, but is faker than a three dollar bill.

You may find people like this in your school, place of business, or public transit sporting a fake Gucci or Lois Vuitton, acting as if they are above you, but really they just have a really good sugar daddy.

Oh Becky look at that counterfeit over there, should we tell her her Lois is fake?

by Huangho February 13, 2019

counterfeit fag

A guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. His Modus Operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she'll offer to be his first. A pathetic creature to say the least. Sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transtesticle have increased ten-fold.

Female- Do you come here often?
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.

later at the motel

CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.

by Tommy R May 29, 2005

Countrysexual

Countrysexual can be used to describe someone who is sexually attracted to countries, be it the physical countries, Countryhumans, Countryballs, or the anime Hetalia. Countries have no factual genders, so this term gender neutral.

A: "Did you hear that C is countrysexual?"
B: "Oh, you mean they love countries?"
A: "Yeah, they're a huge fan of England from Hetalia!"

A: "C is countrysexual, they said so yesterday."
B: "Sorry, what's countrysexual?"
A: "Oh, C just likes countries on a non-platonic love level!"

by thatonecountrypsycho July 22, 2019

counterretract

to shit, for the intelligentia

my dear friends, you must excuse me, i am overtaken by a sudden urge to counterretract

by eviski February 15, 2009