(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.
(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.
Hence....
Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder
(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.
Hence....
Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder
Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.
He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.
The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.
He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.
The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.
by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006
British slang for the Homosexual Pursuit of procuring a sexual partner in a public toilet, the term comes from the architectural appearance of public toilets. A carrier bag is commonly used to disguise the feet of the recipient
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.
See Also: Glory Hole
of oral gratifacation giving the appearance to the casual observer of a bag containing a pair of size 9 cat boots placed by the inside of the cubicle door.
See Also: Glory Hole
Nigel was tired on Monday he and Colin had a tough Sunday Cottageing around the Lake District public lavatories
by Ralfy Boy January 25, 2006
A term used by inverted men - both young and old- who like to frequent public lavatories (which they call ‘cottages’) in order to experience sexual solace.
by Colonel Barnaby January 19, 2023
by greeef April 24, 2003
A homosexual man who uses public toilets as a venue for the clandestine act of wanking or sucking off another homsexual man.
Note- homesexual acts are not wrong, or should not be seen as wrong. Just that, in the eyes of the law, exposing yourself in that manner in public is seen as criminal.
Note- homesexual acts are not wrong, or should not be seen as wrong. Just that, in the eyes of the law, exposing yourself in that manner in public is seen as criminal.
"Charlie Poole is such a cottager"
"I know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at Peppercorn car park". I see him waiting for blokes on the bench outside, the creep".
"I know, he's at it all the time in the public toilets round at Peppercorn car park". I see him waiting for blokes on the bench outside, the creep".
by ............. January 01, 2005
"Ross and Howard were cottaging in the downstairs bogs the other day. I wasn't shocked to find them at it though; I suspected them all along."
by KHD August 30, 2003
— n
( Brit ) Homosexual activity in a public lavatory involving two men and a wall with a hole in it. You work it out.
C20: from cottage (sense 4)
( Brit ) Homosexual activity in a public lavatory involving two men and a wall with a hole in it. You work it out.
C20: from cottage (sense 4)
'Ronald was exploring the multifarious mechanical advantages of different cottaging positions'
Ronald: 'I have, by trial and error, come to the conclusion that the plastic bag method is by far the most convenient and pleasurable method. Nevertheless, it lacks the anonymity typically desired for such an experience, thus some may prefer the "hole in the wall" method, as it adds a sense of discretion and adventure.'
Son: 'Daddy, what's cottaging?'
Father: 'Well son, when two men love each other very much, they secretly meet in public lavatories and do the dirty. Through a hole in the wall. The excitment is unparalleled.'
Ronald: 'I have, by trial and error, come to the conclusion that the plastic bag method is by far the most convenient and pleasurable method. Nevertheless, it lacks the anonymity typically desired for such an experience, thus some may prefer the "hole in the wall" method, as it adds a sense of discretion and adventure.'
Son: 'Daddy, what's cottaging?'
Father: 'Well son, when two men love each other very much, they secretly meet in public lavatories and do the dirty. Through a hole in the wall. The excitment is unparalleled.'
by Oliver the Orphan January 25, 2011