Cossack

A Russian calvaryman from the South of Russia, usually from along the border with Mongolia.

It is also a degrogatory term used for White people.

"Those Cossacks came from every direction! We cannot hold off the attack!" -German Officer.

"Welcome Cossack!" -Random minority to any White.

by Jeffwacker September 15, 2005

Cossack Manouvre

General Cossack Manouvre:
The act whereby Cossack moon's anyone. Often commited at cossack party. The effect of this will often blind anyone looking at Cossacks now shining white arse.

Advanced Cossack Manouvre:
As above but done while singing Bohemian Rhapsody or 500 miles. Alternative: done while giving piggyback ride to friend.

Stealth Cossack Manouvre:
Taking photos of ones genitals in a room full of people. On someone elses digital camera. With no one noticing. Often has the added effect of taking genital photo(s), three or four general photos then secondary genital photo(s) to stun as they think its safe to look again.

Hanging Cossack Manouvre:
Hanging ones bare shining arse over the edge of your bed to moon someone lying there. Requires some balance and accomplace to operate light when in correct position. Also known as the Rising Dawn and Hanging Gardens of Cossack.

This Manouvre often results in the phrase: "Oh my god the light, the LIGHT!" being yelled

Dark Room full of people.

Execute General Cossack Manouvre from vantage point.

Cossack: Someone turn on the light please...

Panic ensures.

by Beryl Ubergirth September 24, 2005

Cossack slut

term used to define a friend from Russia who you really dont like, but keep around because he is Russian.

"Vadim you are the original cosack slut!"

by DreamsL0ST January 22, 2005

Cossack Wedding

The theoretical outcome of a complete and total military invasion of Ukraine by the Russian Federation. While Ukraine would be destroyed, Russia would have no chance of winning the war and defeating Ukraine. The historic Cossack bloodline of Ukrainians would fiercely awaken to lead a guerrilla war so intense that Vladimir Putin would be forced to send thousands of dead Russian aggressors in massive swarms of trucks back home across the border.

Don’t worry! Even though Russia has one of the strongest militaries in the world, Putin would never even try to fully invade Ukraine! He knows it would be a Cossack Wedding.

by Jonathan Coleman November 28, 2018

cossack slut

A strumpet/hussy/tease of eastern European decent that is approximately 5-12 years behind current fashion trends

"Look at the acid washed jeans and feathered hair style on that Cossack Slut"

by Rip Roarin' September 2, 2003

cossack slut

In addition to the dated wardrobe, cossack sluts all have a distinctive style of dance which somewhat resembles a stripper of generations past.

What the fuck..check that cossack slut on the dance floor, she's dancing like she has 2 left feet.

by Harry Sack December 13, 2003

cossack party

Cossack Party is an effect that involves the drinking of vast quantities of liquor at "Cossack's House". This can also be done on tour, whereby "The Usual Suspects" are at another location and start drinking. Often if a Party is deemed to be boring, a Cossack Party will be declared and the party may be then saved.

Can also include photos of genitals.

Requirements: Usual Suspects, DAB Beer Steins, Vodka, Absinthe, Meowing at CheckoutChicks, Bohemian Rhapsody and Wasdrogan

Guest to Host:"I a Cossack Party 'cos I didn't know anyone here"

"Hey Cossack, lets throw a Cossack Party"

"Hey Cossack I am coming down for the weekend."

"We haven't drank in three weeks"

by Beryl Ubergirth September 24, 2005