slop-spotted cornnibbler

(1) a disgustingly obese human being that is always decorated with food particles
(2) a dirty cum-stained whore

(I) That slop-spotted cornnibbler over there just wiped out the lunch buffet.

(II)Anthony went out to a bar in Vegas and woke up next to some random slop-spotted cornnibbler the next morning.

by -Matt Young, USMC February 7, 2008

Corndobbling

The physical act of slapping or hitting another individual with a very large fish or halibut.

I was corndobbling my friend yesterday.

by Lord Zed January 19, 2010

corncobbed

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."

Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.

by pokeysticks August 2, 2017

cobgobbler

Generic unisexual insult. The implication being that the Cobgobbler infact gobbles cob. Cob meaning penis and gobble meaning oral stimulation.

"who cares what that Cobgobbler thinks!"

by David Troutt May 29, 2008

cobnobber

A slang term in the Midwest for a man or woman who performs oral sex on a penis.

Samantha is a total cobnobber. That's why she's my girfriend.

by raphaelb7 August 22, 2009

Cornables

Ability to be corn / terrible self employment.

The loss of his new job caused him to go into cornables

by V_hadenix September 18, 2022

cobnobbler

One who freely administers oral sex. A cobnobbler will practice this act with no restraint. Also known as a chickenhead.

Damn, Shannon is a cobnobbler.

by The big brown Beaver July 17, 2006