When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.
If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011
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Get the coproaches mug.If a cop doesn't have a mustache, he's a rookie. There are no known exceptions to this rule. Cops are their own gang, and the cop stache is the "gang tattoo" they use. Independent style requires independent thought, and those with independent thought would never become a cop. The cop stache is an inevitability for any aspiring cop.
Police Chief: "You're no longer a rookie, Johnson. Grow a cop stache or get out of my jurisdiction."
by Pacati October 22, 2007
Get the cop stache mug.when a man skips shaving for a couple of days and and the excess facial hair growth makes it appear as though he's going through an emotional crisis. this may or may not be the case.
Jim: 'Man, Jake's looking pretty terrible, he hasn't shaved in days.'
Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'
Mel: 'Yeah his girlfriend broke up with him - he's going through an emotional cristache.'
by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010
Get the emotional cristache mug.a mustache that is so ingrained with white trash DNA, it grows in weak, with only a small number of thin hairs as compared to a normal mustache. I.E.-Cletus the slack-jawwed yokel has a crustache.
Like my crustache?
by Bizarrett February 4, 2003
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by BFish December 11, 2002
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Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.
A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
Chest hair on men, which is allowed to grow without shaving at the top of the chest (in any of various shapes), and shaved clean from well above the nipples down to the waistline.
A chestache allows a manly appearance in a partially unbuttoned shirt, but with a cleaner appearance below the chest whilst shirtless.
"I like his chestache, but it sure gives him a weird tan line."
"I love running my fingers through his chestache."
"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"
"I love running my fingers through his chestache."
"His handlebar chestache is oddly appealing, but I wonder how much wax it takes to do that"
by Smart as Shat May 25, 2009
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