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Nigga cootie war

Refers to nigga cootie war, from the famous kpop song singing Korean that sounds "nigga cootie war, poggers butthole".

This is a way of using the n word without getting criticized since you can just say you are speaking Korean, but really you are just saying the n word. Nigga just means "you are" in Korean.

If you use it enough, your friend might join you to sing "poggers butthole". Which is the sequel of this amazing sentence and you and your friends can get away with anything ;)
Joe: "OMFG you suck at this game lol"
Bill: "Nigga cootie war .... (sings it)"
Joe: "ay wtf you cant say that"
Bill: "wdym im just speaking Korean"
by joe is ur mama November 25, 2021
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Magic Cooties

A term used to describe a virus with arbitrary and sometimes politically expedient properties. For example, UV light doesn't affect it somehow, but six feet of distance devastates it....sometimes.
Person 1. Why can't I go to school, but we can go to WalMart?
Person 2. Because them Magic Cooties be magical.
by Pineal September 2, 2020
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Cooties

Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them. When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."
Age 8: "Ewww... She has cooties, I can't talk to her!"

Age 15: "Ewww... She has herpes, I can't sleep with her!"
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coolit

Said to someone when they need to chill the hell out
Guy 1: OMG HAX MOTHERFUCKER!!!
Guy 2: Bro, coolit
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coogit

This term has been coined for University of Houston athletics due to their history of consistently performing below expectations. The act of messing up a sure thing.
"I really hope the football team won't coogit this week against Texas State." "The coach really coogedit by hiring Lloyd Christmas as the Offensive Coordinator."
by uhcoog83 September 7, 2012
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cootie catcher

an origami "fortune-teller" device made out of paper - a favorite among girls around 6th grade or so, but popular with all ages and genders.

To make a cootie-catcher, fold a paper square to form four "pyramids". The player opens and closes the pyramids with their index fingers and thumb, revealing different things (usually numbers or colors) on the inside surfaces.

The person who is having their "fortune" told chooses once, twice, or three times, and then the paper is unfolded to reveal a "fortune"
Jessica: "Wanna play cootie catcher? It'll tell you who your boyfriend is!"

Suzie: "Okay!"

Jessica: "Pick a number."

Suzie: "Okay- um - 4. Now - Red. Now 6. (unfolds cootie catcher message) Eeuuwww - I do NOT like Timmy Jones! Yuck!"
by smendler December 10, 2009
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