Complain-Bragging

When someone attempts to be negative about an aspect of their life that is in reality, undeniably awesome. A way of verbally showing off without being super obvious or bragging outright.

She was complain-bragging that the hubcaps on her free car don't match her outfit.

He said "I hate that I have to wear a suit and tie to my six figure income job" - what a complain-bragger!

by QuinnTay February 6, 2012

fall-back complaint

when someone often changes the subject to repeat specific complaints.

Bill mentioning a problem he is having regardless of what other people are saying is a fall-back complaint.

Joe: How was your day?
Bill: Fine. Do you know why is the bus always late?

Mary: Hello Bill.
Bill: Hey. The bus is late again.

Dave: Talk to you tomorrow Bill.
Bill: Okay! I hope the bus wont be late.

Jim: Can you give me Mary's number?
Bill: Did you know the bus is always late?

by mack junk February 3, 2012

Complain brag

When someone brags by 'complaining' about something. We all know a person like that.

Joe: Dang, my personal maid, she never folds my socks right.

Alex: Dude, quit with the complain brag.

by Likesototallyrandom September 2, 2010

Coolah’bout it

Coolah’bout it
verb

Meaning: To never let haters get you off your game.

Stay focus when the pressure is on. Keeping your cool no matter how troubling the situation gets.

Remain calm in a difficult time. Showing foe’s your on chillax.

Stack-Gang: Even though many people are against me, I’m Coolah’bout it.

Submitted by MillYentei on October 2, 2021

by MillYentei DYSlick October 1, 2021

complainabrag

A complaint where the speaker is simultaneously bragging about themselves.

Ugh, I don't know what I'm going to do this friday because I've been invited to two different exclusive clubs! Oops, that was a complainabrag.

by edna mode May 20, 2014

Bueno Can't Complaino

Being well or Bueno. So bueno in fact, you cannot complain. Or if you are a doucher, "Complaino."

Chad: "Hey Jake. How are you doing?"
Jake: "Bueno can't complaino."
Chad: "Go fuck yourself."

by Will Dog April 10, 2009

combat coolant

Piss, when it is used by soldiers to cool off overheated weapons.

Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.

by Alfie The Horndog December 7, 2007