cook 

To alter or adjust accounting or other records ("books"), evidence, statements, etc., usually fraudulently or unethically, in such a way as to make them take on a different meaning or appearance.

"That company is actually bankrupt, but they are going to cook the books to make it appear solvent."

"Joe's experiments all failed, but he cooked the records and now everyone thinks he's a genius."

cook by anarcissie May 17, 2008

cook 

1.roasted
2.To slab and abuse a person (usually girls)
3.To gargle someone

i just cooked that girl over there last night.

cook by 001011Gull65444K0 January 19, 2008

cook 

To make together fresh varities of foods to suppliment a proper diet.
To prepare food together collected by stock. Then maintaining a healthy diet, wieght and to keep stamina.
To broil, grill, bake, smoke etc. blends of foods for a meal to eat.

The town on Slatington thinks to cook is weird.

Not alot of men I had met know how to cook.

I am thee Orange Cook Queen of my house with specialty of haddock and oranges and chocolate orange ice cubes.

cook by europopian September 16, 2009

cook 

"i don't care"
not caring about the situation, person, place.
stupid

guy 1: "damn, this slurpee is hella good."
guy 2: "naw man, thats cook."

cook by cuzs4liife July 11, 2009

cook 

to steal something

"hey man can you cook this for me? it's too sus"

cook by stealurgirl69 October 20, 2019

Cook 

A pseudonym for a cool, awesome, or hip person.

Yo, that kid is totally Cook!

Cook by EAP November 11, 2008

Cook 

To alluringly engage a friend in hot intercourse or other sexual activity. To seduce, but with someone who's more than willing.

I'll cook for you...

Cook by James Beard November 2, 2019