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contrige

An extremely important piece of writing or drawing, such as a document.
"Wow, I got this amazing contrige from Sarah; how much do you think it's worth?"
by Crystal150 August 4, 2013
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Feacal contingency

An amount of spare human shit kept by the toilet (normally in a container) for people to throw into the bowl if they are having trouble shitting. This is normally done to make them feel better for wasting time on the bowel bowl.
After 10 minutes on the shitter, Sam realised he was going to need to dip into his feacal contingency.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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contingency

an asshat who can't finish a project he started
Contingency: I'm working on this new website, it should be done next week.

Contingency: I'm working on a new design for a phone, it should be done next week.
by gues582482 December 18, 2012
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constrained

A term meaning "we are completely out of stuff" that some people just don't grasp.
We are constrained on laptops, so stop asking, biotch!
by Bama-in-CA October 10, 2005
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Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.
Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.
by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008
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A successor to the dichotomy of causation and correlation that expresses the positive-normative dichotomy in terms of time itself.
The possible-contingent dichotomy argues that there are only two categories of observation: possible and acausal.

Time emerges to become the only contingency; making it the foundation of acausality.
by zanderfin September 23, 2019
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Continge

Verb. To plan ahead for likely future developments.
Spanish authorities have begun to continge in the Catalonia secession crisis
by Lownico October 9, 2017
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