The "musical" genre in which the lead vocalist or singer sounds as though they are straining to make a huge shit, which ironically is often what their music is.
by Jeff in Austin September 17, 2012
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"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"
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"What are those, constipation bars?"
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by LeTigra February 10, 2009
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Get the Atlanta Urinal Constipation mug.The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
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Get the Constipation mug.Guy 1: Hold on man, Ill be right back, i gotta let out a big one
Guy 2: Alright ill wait
"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"
Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!
Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating
Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!
Guy 2: Alright ill wait
"Goes to washroom and comes back 10 minutes later"
Guy 1: DUDE I JUST THOUGHT OF THE COOLEST WORD!!
Guy 2: Must of been doing some mad Constimplating
Guy 1: Dammit you already got it >.<!
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