Conshittency

The constitution of a bowel movement, may be anywhere from diarrhea to nuggets.

I need to stop eating so much fiber, my conshittency is like baby food!

by Mediumdave1 March 10, 2011

Conshiteration

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

by tlninja June 28, 2012

conshitter

making a decision while taking a large shit.

often used in place of "consider"

hmm, thats a big decision. one minute, i'll have to conshitter that.

by KN14 July 8, 2010

Conshitterate

When you are considerate enough to use air freshener and/or fart fan after dropping massive duece in office or home setting.

Man, at least Dave was conshitterate after that ginormous dump he took by using the air freshener.

by mediumdave22 March 5, 2011

Conky (Conchy) Joe

Any white native or longtime resident of The Bahamas. Also, a Bahamian cocktail similar to a White Russian, with coconut rum being substituted for vodka.

These Conky (Conchy) Joes are trying to keep the black man down, here in these Bahamian islands.

by carydog January 23, 2009

Conchy

Sexually ignited, turned on, or horny. In need of serious and immediate sexual intercourse.

Shalora: Oh my god, I am so conchy! I need to get some deek tonight or I'm going to have to click my own mouse!!
Ranaynay: I know right? I'm so conchy right now I can't even think straight.

by Shalora & Ranaynay August 5, 2008

conshirto

A play on the word concerto, it means a certain shirt you wear to every concert or live show of music

My plain black shirt is my conshirto

by Jerm Juice March 30, 2009