Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.
"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."
by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 08, 2008
The act of charging at and object or person, striking a Captain Morgan pose and masturbating until you ejaculate all over the object/person and then claiming said object/person as your own.
"Hey I heard Jeff was conquistadoring last night?"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"
"Yeah he totally ran up to Megs couch, whipped out his cock and jizzed all over it, then took it home with him."
"What a bro"
by GxSplinter May 19, 2013
When you're sitting in your office chair and you feel a fart travel up both the top of your asscrack and over your taint; usually occurs when clothes are tight on your body and sitting upright in a chair.
Dan: Wow Logan! That was a discusting noise. Did you just shit your pants?
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.
Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.
Logan: Haha, no man. Just been conquered by another Conquistador.
Dan: That's unfortunate. There sure has been a lot of explorin' today.
by RamZer0 May 09, 2011
by KPVA February 19, 2010
John: Last night i made debbie do a colgate conquistador
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!
Scotty: oh yeah? i knew i smelled something funny when she tried talking to me!
by RodWood July 17, 2010
by Skinny Kid November 19, 2007
by C. Diddy September 20, 2006