Conjaculations

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Con Jack

a person who is a liar and a cheat for the purpose of stealing, often homless and under the influence of demorahl and crack

Im always approched by hella con jacks trying to get a peice of mine, when im trying to get some peace of mind.

by Aliatron November 9, 2008

conback

the opposite of a comeback. when someone is intelligently inferior to the person they are being served or dissed by they use a conback. it is the most pitiful excuse for a comeback.

for example, replying to a dis with "shut up" or "i know you are but what am i?"

1: you should go back in time and give your mother an abortion
2: shut up!
1: nice conback, shit for brains.

by motoson August 6, 2007

Cornjacked

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.

I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.

by Cornjack August 4, 2008

cojack

A person, usually a man, that is balding or has gone right bald.

Look at Zinedine Zidane, he's such a cojack these days.

by clasher July 7, 2004

Conjaculations

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune

Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"

by Laslo420 May 19, 2021

CoJack

A masturbatory fantasy involving an attractive co-worker.

"Did you see what Jessica in Customer Service is wearing today?"

"Oh yeah. I think after work, I'm gonna have to run home and have myself a CoJack."

by HAL 9000 February 28, 2009