Confusticate

1)Confusticate - To make someone confused and frustrated
2)Confusticated - To be confused and frustrated
3)Confusticating - When someone or something is making you confused and frustrated

Pinocchio said "Hey Geppetto want to here something that will confusticate you the rest of your life?" Geppetto replied "Sure." Pinocchio said "My nose will grow now!"

by Trio556 June 13, 2012

Confustication

The particular combination of consternation and confusion produced when one asks a painful or awkward question that nobody wants to answer.

I am sorry for the confustication caused by my questions, I don't mean to offend.

by Barrysuperhawk May 05, 2017

Confustion

Being so confused that you quite literally explode.

Portmanteau of confusion and combustion.

Aww man, my chemistry homework almost had my brain in a state of confustion last night.

by ch3mgrl May 30, 2009

confustion

Discussion of a confusing nature leading to general misinterpretation and seemingly random comments.

Fiona: Did get phished?
Pete: CLAMS!
Fiona: It seems I may have caused some confustion.

by House Of Fu August 27, 2008

confustications

Usually having to do with men's understanding, or lack thereof, of a woman's needs of emotions.

'Women. That was the problem; he was going into space today, so now was the time to set feminine confustications aside...' - Parallel Extinction by Todd R. Stevens, soon to be published

by TigreArts November 23, 2010

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 06, 2009

Confustable

Normally, to have the ability of confusing, most anyone.

I can't help I'm so confustable

by Katie slaw October 25, 2019