Cunfucked

To be confused as fuck.

Guy:I just ate some shrooms,and I'm cunfucked.
Girl:Wtf??

by SlipknotKid01 January 24, 2011

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

Conducted a Margiela

The act of performing a heroic task in a god like manner.

Boy 1: I ran into that burning building and saved a baby
Girl 1: damn you just conducted a margiela!

by hercules_like_human February 20, 2023

Confunkled

Chaotic or muddled brain thoughts or status. A combination of kerfuffle and confused.

The latest episode of Tlentifini Maarhaysu left it's audience confunkled.

by Moogyboobles May 15, 2005

Confunted

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

confunked

being so utterly confused that it inhibits your activities of daily living at that point in time.

"dude, im so confunked right now...what the hell is goin' on here..."

by ctrlaltdelicious May 8, 2010

confuted

When someone is confused in a very adorable way.

Girl: Can I listen to your music?
-hands her iPod-
Girl: (teasing) You probably have Beethoven on here.
Boy: No I don' - wait... never mind. I do.
Girl: You look very confuted

by thirsty as fuck November 2, 2019