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Conflictiflated

That uncomfortable feeling when you're holding in a fart in a small, crowded, poorly ventilated room. A combination of being conflicted & inflated.
Wow, that egg salad I had for lunch really had me conflictiflated while I was waiting in the lobby at my Dr.'s office.

I was conflictiflated on the bus, but I made it to my stop before I let that howler rip.
by Phrasius March 2, 2020
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conflictainment

War actions that function as entertainment on TV. One example would be the common "Shock and Awe" Iraq video footage or Warmongering or fearmongering in the news.
Look! Faux News is trying to push more conflictainment on the masses.
by Ralph J. March 17, 2006
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confliction

Coined by Rachel, Christie & Gianna during Big Brother's 2005 series in Australia; used instead of the word conflict to show that you are actually really intellect.
"This week I had confliction with Dean because he has a big dong. This affects my time in the house because..."
by speakafreaka July 22, 2008
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comflirting

When your comforting someone and flirting
random dude: hey, its alright, its ok, btw your cute
girl: wtf your not slick stop flirting
rd: im not flirting.... ˇdramatically flips headˇ im comflirting
by Ima rock lol February 28, 2017
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conflooting

High conflooting language. Educated language with your edumucation
Where’d you get all this high conflooting language from?
by Meals on wheels July 14, 2019
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confucting

A word to express something that is both confusing and conflicting at the same time.
The idea that Earth IS Hell is a very confucting concept.
by Julius F. Tenpenny March 6, 2022
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Conflating

They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).
Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."

A retard "I don't care!"

Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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