Conflictiflated

That uncomfortable feeling when you're holding in a fart in a small, crowded, poorly ventilated room. A combination of being conflicted & inflated.

Wow, that egg salad I had for lunch really had me conflictiflated while I was waiting in the lobby at my Dr.'s office.

I was conflictiflated on the bus, but I made it to my stop before I let that howler rip.

by Phrasius March 02, 2020