confusted

in the state of being confused and frustrated.

pedro is confusted bc he doesn't know if his real name is jose or pedro.

by confustedemployee July 20, 2011

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Concealed Cowgirl

When having sex in the cowgirl position, and the girl falls between the bed and the wall, AND YOU KEEP GOING! YOU DO NOT STOP!

To prepare for a concealed cowgirl, move the bed at least a foot from the wall, two feet if she is bigger.

by Sharktopus Pie May 23, 2011

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conceited

self centered, earth revolves around you, everything has to be your way, snobby, bitchy, annoying
KIM CHAPMAN AND MICHELLE

kim is so conceited...
...so is michelle

by majestic mysta ree of masta peace September 27, 2003

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1. Antonym of cockblock.
2. Spitting game about how awesome you are, but more importantly, how good your friends are.
3. Taking one for the team when necessary.
4. Making sure everyone gets some that night, at (almost) any cost.

Look, there's three girls and three of us. Instead of all trying to hook up with the hot one, let's use concerted game! Alex, you get the fat friend while Andy and I will flip a coin for the hot bitch. The loser will get the intellectual.

by Johnny Appleseeed August 26, 2005

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Conceited asshole

Someone who is strongly proud of himself or his accomplishments.

Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.

by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017

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The Concealed Bagel

A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.

Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!

by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009

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