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Condonkulated

Conflated beyond the state of repair; Redonkulasly entangled
Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.
by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019
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Coldone

A bottle of beer fresh out of the fridge - Australian Slang
Oi, Fred, mate, hop on ova to the fridge and crack me open a coldone willya?
by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021
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coldone

hey jimmy go to the fridge and fetch me a coldone.
by Chong December 21, 2003
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Zach Condon

The wunderkind founder of the band, Beirut. Zach Condon is both brilliant extremely hot. Condon started producing his own music at age 15 in the Albequerque bedroom of his parents house. Since then, he dropped out of school at 16 and traveled Europe with his older brother, which was where he was introduced to music of The Konaci Orkestar and also Balkan Folk music. His first (unofficial) album The Joys of Losing Weight (which he produced under the name "Realpeople") was never released and is only available through downloads online.

Since then, the 24 year old has went on to create two full length albums, including, Gulag Orkestar and The Flying Club Cup. He has also finished three EP's: Elephant Gun,Lon Gisland, and Pompeii and in addition one double EP, March of The Zapotec & Realpeople: Holland. Condon recorded part one of the EP, March of The Zapotec, with a Mexican funeral band in Oaxaca, Mexico. He later recorded the second part in his bedroom under the moniker, "Realpeople".

Condon believes it is very important to keep the two projects, Beirut and Realpeople, seperate from each other as they have two very different sounds. Realpeople has more of a techno feel as opposed to Beirut's full brass band sound.

Condon plays countless instruments, guitar not included. When he was fourteen he broke his wrist falling of a bridge into a dry riverbed and later had surgery on it when he was seventeen. Because of this, one of his wrists is 1 & 1/2 inches shorter and, also a considerable amount less flexible than the other which makes it nearly impossible for Condon to reach his wrist around the neck of a guitar. However, Condon doesn't see this as a set back. Instead he substitutes guitar with ukelele and other instruments.

Zach Condon's Marital Status:
Sorry ladies and gents but Condon is definitely taken by Kristianna Smith. Whether he is married to her, remains uncertain but in several interviews he is wearing a gold wedding band on his left ring finger.
Person1: Zach Condon is hot, successful and has an amazing voice. I am going to marry him.

Person2: I KNOW RIGHT! Too bad he's already taken by Kristianna Smith. She's not even pretty! The Flying Club Cup was pretty amazing though!

Person1: Well, I don't know. I'm more of a Gulag Orkestar person, myself. I download The Joys of Losing Weight via Bittorrent and I'm absolutely IN LOVE with Realpeople!

Person2: Yeah! Realpeople: Holland was incredible! It's hard to believe he recorded it all in his own bedroom!
by daisylazy June 15, 2009
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Condoleezus

A first name that is the male version of Condoleeza, as in Condoleeza Rice. Condoleezus and Condoleeza are similar to Patrick and Patricia, or Eric and Erica.
Condoleeza and Condoleezus are both rather obscure and uncommon names. However, while Condoleeza Rice is a well known woman, few people know a man named Condoleezus.
by PMax February 11, 2008
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condoments

Sometimes referred to as flavoured lubricants, condoments are designed to add a twist to sex play. Many condoments are marketed as "low calorie" and "sugar free" and come in a variety of flavours or additives to increase or decrease sensation during sexual activities.

Condoments can make oral sex more pleasant, especially when using condoms which can leave a bad taste in one's mouth. It is important to note that if using latex prophylactics, oil-based condoments can cause a regular latex condom to break so be certain that the condoment of choice is water based.
Samantha: "My boyfriend always expects blowjobs and I want to make him feel good, but I just don't like the taste..."

Tracy: "I've got a bunch of condoments, you can have my bottle of vanilla bliss if you want, I only use the wet watermelon one..."
by Sunshyne Lollipops February 3, 2010
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Condomer

A girl whom you have to wear a condom when you have sex with her. (cause of massive STDs)

Most likely a girl who sleeps around alot.
Mike: Man, i hope you used protection when you did that slut the other night,

Joe: Ofcourse, shes such a Condomer
by Snoos September 30, 2009
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