ass contractions

when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.

after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.

by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

multi-contraptional

Any device or technology that is too complicated to successfully operate. A modern version of a Rube Goldberg device.

That widget is so multi-contraptional, it'll never work.

by Wayne Jones September 12, 2005

The Contraption

A device which connects your penis to your ass. The prime adjective of this device is to allow a stream of your own urine to flow directly into your own anus. The feeling is both pleasurable and sensational.

Yo DC, quit hogging the contraption. I wanna pee in my own ass too!

by Ian and Shawn July 28, 2006

ass contraption

when you wipe your bum with a hedgehog

Use an ass contraption to wipe your ass is when you use a hedgehog touch surface to wipe that raggity shit stains from your ass

by Hintonater November 22, 2017

contraption

any contrivance or device

That contraption will mess up the land.

by The Return of Light Joker July 17, 2009

TommyYin Contractions

1. Describes a phenomenon when you are pregnant. Feels similar to birth pangs, you think you are about to give birth, but turns out you just needed to shit. The TY contractions typically produce feces that are abnormally massive, very offensive odour, that results in an emergency call to the plumber because it breaks most standard home toilets.

2. When you only have pedophilia, being an incel, and pill popping on your agenda.

3. An incel, who, in 2022, was taught not to be an empath.

"Hey, Jenny, weren't you in the hospital last night? Pete called me last night, said you were about to give birth."

"No, I was just having the TommyYin contractions. Needed to call a plumber, instead, though, that shit just refused to flush and broke our toilet."

by no one 33 September 12, 2022