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jodie comer

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.
jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.
by teenylesbo May 7, 2020
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comer test

An unusually long test that covers any and all material from a class. Generally not passable.
Man, I made a 20 on that comer test.
by turbo420 October 23, 2010
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compretend

When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.
My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.
by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013
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Cokered

A state one enters after indulging in too many alcoholic beverages or marijuana leaving them in an ignorant state of dillusion and/or dismay.
"Hey has anyone seen Timothy anywhere?"

"Nah mate, he's probably cokered out somewhere."
by Project AV April 16, 2013
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covereaction

Pronunciation: Cōve • er • ēaction

Institutional and/or individual overreaction to the realities of the true statistical danger presented by COVID-19.
Deb: The Today Show has me so scared I'm wearing a mask in the car by myself.
Guy: That would be a typical Covereaction, turn off the news, Karen.
by El Jquan2 July 8, 2020
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Covered with Scorpions

When someone expresses great distress over something of little impact to themselves and humanity as a whole.

Taken from the X-Men Animated Series Episode "Captive Hearts". Annalee, a projecting empath, uses her powers on Wolverine who, as we know, is nearly invincible/heals almost instantly from almost all attacks. She begins chanting "Covered with scorpions. All covered with scorpions!" and Wolvie begins to hallucinate scorpions all over his body. He exlclaims in a frightened manner "No! Covered with scorpions! GET THEM OFF ME!" Thus, getting worked up over something that will honestly not effect him.
Person A: "Your musical tastes suck! I view you as inferior to myself because of them. If only you were more like me."

Person B: "NO! COVERED WITH SCORPIONS! GET THEM OFF ME!!"

Person A: o_O
by ktbrister September 9, 2010
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The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure! This is a saying about long classes and seminars. If attendees have sat to the point of discomfort, they probably won't pay attention to the class.
The students had glazed eyes and shifted in their seats. The mind can only comprehend...what the buttocks can endure!
by I, Wreckerrr August 25, 2020
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