Comatose

1. In a state of unconsciousness or in a coma
2. Numb or Numbing

Also, a song that Jaden Hossler sings. Aka Jxdn

"My heart is Comatose, Comtose."

by Pippigrace September 12, 2020

carnal comatose

This is where you sneak into the comatose ward of the hospital and have sex with all the coma patients to try to wake them from their comas. This is actually for your own sexual gratification and does not help their condition whatsoever. Never do this.

Seth snuck into the hospital and enjoyed a carnal comatose ... Then he was arrested for rape and spent fifty years in prison, where he was raped in the ass.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

comatosed

to be in the essence of dreaming to the 10th power; sleeping;

A: Yo go wake him up!
B: I tried but that dude is comatosed

by Leo R, May 15, 2008

comatose kielbasa

a sexual maneuver in which the finger preferably a male's is inserted into a hole and held still for an extended period of time.

Francis invented the comatose kielbasa. The girls in Manhasset were drooling for comatose kielbasas.

by Francis Coughlin November 21, 2006

comatose

What you wish you were while having a bad fuck.

I fucked a girl one time that was so bad in bed that I wished I was comatose!

by MrNewfieAdministrator May 16, 2010

comatose

a strain of marijuana that is extremely potent and strong. Said to send users into a coma.

man we smoked a blunt of that comatose and i just passed the fuck out yadadamean

by nigguhfingaz January 10, 2007

comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function

I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.

by ECAT55 November 11, 2010