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Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.
"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."
by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005
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compensation car

A car, usually a Hummer or Jaguar, that identifies that a man is covering up for his small penis.
Yesterday I saw my Asian co-worker run crying out of work, the next day he bought a hummer. Clearly a compensation car.
by Redneck Prep December 9, 2010
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worker's compensation

Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?
by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010
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condensational

exciting; turbulent
wow this conversation is condensational!

"how was your day"
"very condensational, you?"
by Corentheuss February 19, 2008
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Twerkers' compensation

The demand for pain relief for the mind, body, and soul the day after an evening of combining dance (twerk) and alcohol consumption to a point of excess.
"Man, I raged so hard at that Good Charlotte show, I definitely need Twerkers' compensation today."
by The Stafford Executive September 8, 2013
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penile compensation

New 4dr 4WD trucks with every option known to exist attached. This helps compensate for a small dick. These vehicles seldom leave pavement as 99% of the people who own them don't want to get mud on their Izod & Dockers, or could very well get stuck due to lack of knowledge in off-roading. Hummers also fit in this category.
He's driving that truck as a form of penile compensation
by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005
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compensation

Tit for tat. Quid pro quo. The core drive of western society. That which drives us to do better (or worse). Recompense for a job well (or poorly) done.
I will help you out, but I require some compensation.
by whorian July 12, 2005
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