coldcock

1. when you attempt to have sexual intercourse without being fully erect

i tried too coldcock this chick last night...nah didnt work

by fezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz January 15, 2008

coldcock

v. to place a male friend against his will in a walk-in freezer over night. In the morning, when you return to release your friend, he will have a coldcock.

The fucktarded Bush brothers coldcocked me as a joke but ended up causing my penis to get frostbitten and then it was surgically uncocked.

by Brain November 20, 2004

coldcocked

Basically when your the "3rd wheel" while others are having sexual encounters. Your penis is neglected for the night just as the same as the coldshoulder.

Ex.1 Guy 1: Hey how was your weekend?
Guy 2: Pretty bad, got coldcocked like a mother
Guy 1: Ouch.

Ex.2 Guy 1: Theres only 2 girls and 3 guys here
Guy 2: Looks like someone is getting coldcocked tonight!

by anonymous June 11, 2006

coldcock

To trip or disable soemeone temporarily, or if your weird like that it means to get you in the scrotch.

Mom, ive been coldcocked.

by NOlan Carlisle June 18, 2004

Coldcock

When you put someone's member in a block of ice and stomp on it.

Coined by Bill Hader in "Documentary Now!" S1E2 "Kunuk Uncovered"

"They just kicked the crap out of him. They shoved snow in his mouth, they shove it in his butt. The coldcocked him ..."

by Dank Guy 111 July 24, 2019

Coldcock

To knock someone's sorry ass out.

Coldcocked his ass,he couldn't get back up

by Randy goat fucker July 15, 2025