Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

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by Wayne King November 15, 2004

cowmonkey

It is a odd and frightful combination of a cow and a monkey. It usually pwns t3h nubzors in the face, with an axe.

Wow that cowmonkey pwned that nubzor... with an axe!

by The Cowmonkey Expert July 22, 2007

codemonkeys

An awesome tv show on G4 tv.

I'm going to watch codemonkeys.

by whore lover May 3, 2008

codemonkey

1) Computer Programmer. Someone who is skilled in the ways of coding.
2) Porn addict. See computer science.

1) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

2) Dave: So what do you want to do in the future?
Greg: I want to be a codemonkey.

by MoonKnight November 18, 2002

chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

by barrycheeko July 7, 2006

cockmonkey

a monkey who favores cocks and or penises over the typical banana. When approching a cockmonkey you should use extreme caution as the cockmonkey likes to attack cocks and stroke them vigrously.

Yesterday me and my homies spotted a cockmonkey and formed a jerkcircle to entice him, the cockmonkey nearly ripped off my bros cock

by iamkingblacken.ps.ty September 21, 2010

cockmonkey

A creature that lives in the cockjungle.

"Roadsign: Drive slowly, watch out for the cockmonkeys."

by m0cka January 23, 2009