Cockulator

To strap or tape a calculator to your penis to conceal during school finals.

“Hey man, im suprised to got a good score. How?”

“My magical cockulator.”

by Killer Steam Car February 7, 2019

cockulation

The Calculations of ones Penis

"What is your Cockulation"the girl asked the boy

by Mrs.Lumansucks January 19, 2010

cockulence

anyone displaying extreme arrogance or ignorance
anyone acting like a complete assclown or jackass

that group of guys making idiotic comments to the girls as they walk by are full of cockulence

by mistressd December 4, 2011

Cockulate

When chicks try and calculate how many cocks they have undertaken

Giiiiirl the other night I tried to cockulate and I gave up after I got to freshman year of college

by Yo bald headed momma November 28, 2017

Cockulator

When a Asian girl does math equations on your penis.

Brandon Ha walked in the room and showed everyone the equations on his cockulator

by Tekosha March 9, 2017

cockulation

the calculation of ones cock.

Cole B. has ABSOLUTELY NO COCKULATION, due to the fact that he is cockless.

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 5, 2010

Cockulant

When a person, usually male but also could be female acts like such a jerk or a dick they are acting cockulant

Our manager is so mean today I wonder what is making him so cockulant?

by mistressd November 15, 2015