cornswaddle

Male ejaculatory fluid
or something that is amazing

I just got my cornswaddle all over your couch, dude.

Your mom was SOOOOOOO cornswaddle lsat night.

by JesusMcGiver January 5, 2009

cocktwaddler

Cocktwaddler, Cock Twaddler. both are acceptable.

Kok-twah-dler. (n) 1. one who regularly sticks their hand down their pants in public to readjust their penis and/or scrotum from an uncomfortable position within their undershorts, or in the case of going commando, avoiding a potential Zipper Incident. ; 2. (n) A device used for male masturbation can also be described as a cocktwaddler.

1.) *Jim reaches down his pants and adjusts his junk*
Bill: Oh god, Jim, dude don't fucking be a cocktwaddler.. go wash your fuckin' hands man..

2.) A Fleshlight can also be called a cocktwaddler.
Husband: Honey, where's my cocktwaddler?
Wife: Hell if I know, you pervert!

by Sire Furious June 12, 2011

cockwaddle

a retarded, British, vegetable

brandon rodgers retarded character

"oh you're such a fucking cockwaddle.."

by Zer0Rebel4 August 26, 2018

Cockwaddle

A goblin for DND

"What are you doin' near my crates?!" ~Cockwaddle the goblin 2022

by AsexualFrisk July 13, 2022

cockwiddler

when someone bites your cock and they leave imprints on your dick you get a cockwiddler

dude last night i was sitting next to a cockwiddler and now my cock hurts

by jackofficer420696 October 24, 2020

Cockswabble

A thought or idea that represents nonsensical jibber jabber in ones mind, most of projected into the world and detested by those in the presence of it.

"Lighten up on the cockswabble, nobody has time to listen to this nonsense."

Gerund: "Stop cockswabbling about like you have nothing better to do."

by #nedkelly October 19, 2020

cockswindler

One who steals glances of other people's penises while they are emptying their bladders.

I saw that cockswindler staring at your dick.

by RM June 25, 2003