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Cockster

A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.

Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
That fucking Cockster cut me off!
by EnderVandensloane June 29, 2010
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cockstacker

One who stacks cocks, for the purposes of enjoying them one after the other.
"Do you know Ian?" "Yeah. The guy's a total cockstacker."
by B Sinclair February 7, 2007
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cockstepping

The act of trampling a penis, either in a cockbox or on the floor or some other flat surface. Also, standing on the penis while trampling a man.
Mistress likes to do her cockstepping in 10 inch platforms. It's brutal on my little guy!
by Chris Zizzo July 28, 2010
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Cocksmeat Sandvich

1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.

2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.

3. A dish best served cold.
Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"
by ackid82 March 19, 2010
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Cocksteer

Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.
Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.
by Pure_Awesome January 13, 2011
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Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.
OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!
by cockstalgia August 19, 2014
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cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.
by Yegolev August 13, 2007
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