Cockmeter 

A better word for foot or a measure unit for the male genital.

How tall are you?
I'm 6 cockmeters tall.

How long is your dick?
It's 80 cockmeters long.

Cockmeter by BabatundeMadimba December 2, 2020

shitface cockmaster 

A term used in the South Park movie, first by Terrance and Philip. Used as an insult, meaning your face is shit and you are the master of cock

You are a shitface Cockmaster

shitface cockmaster by JV May 9, 2004

cockmonster 

(n.) A crazy nymphomaniacal and usually sociopathic slut who craves the wang on a constant basis and does not let marriage or commitment get in the way. She is unstable and thinks she is better than everyone else, and will suck the life blood from her victims. See also, "succubus."

"Hold on, dude. Shit, the cockmonsters on the phone..."

cockmonster by exactly April 3, 2003

Cockmastery 

Mastery of the Phallus, including but not limited to jazzing the glass, taking in mass amounts of semen, riding wangs, eating cucumbers, jacking the jervis.
Pure and unadulterated Mastery over phallus and all it's functions. Often fellatio, Handjobs, taking in multiple Phalluses into a single orifice.

Man Britany acheived cockmastery last night, she took all four of our dicks and then swallowed like a gallon of cum.

Quiten attained cockmastery when he joined the Man-Navy last week.

Cockmastery by Sed November 10, 2005

cockmaster general 

A person who is a master of cock handling and surpasses the common skill level of someone who would be called an expert. Commonly refers to a homosexual male or a person being accused of being homosexual, but could also be used to refer to a woman good at sex.

That girl I took home last night was a cockmaster general.

Is that your boyfriend? Damn you are a cockmaster general.

cockmaster general by mr. bigglesworth III December 17, 2008

Cockregister 

A person who has a lot of cock in them all the time. Like a cash register has money, a Cockregister has cock, or penis, dick, one eyed yogurt slinger, wang, tube steak, or a big fat tan juicy happy.

Taylor: "...You're a dick weed motherfucker, you fagget, Jesus!"
Chris: "Fuck you, you... COCKREGISTER!!!"
Taylor: "What the fuck does that mean?"

Cockregister by Chris_despises_Taylor December 31, 2008

cockmaster 

one who has earned a masters degree in the art of handling cock; someone who really pisses you the fuck off.

1. im tired of that lazy cockmaster not doing any of the work, and still act like hes tired.

cockmaster by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003